JOKE

"ARE YOU ASLEEP??" "No I was in comma , thanks for saving me."
Illustration: Good punch for those people who never stop asking strange questions. Obviously, I am taking a nap and you are disturbing me for no reasons

If we lose this war, I'll just start another in my wife's name.
- Moshe Dayan
Illustration: Sorry but again a good joke on wives. They keep on fighting and never loose! So better to start any fight with wife's name to ensure your victory.

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
- Ambrose Bierce
Illustration: Love is blind. It's a kind of madness. People do lots of fights, arguments, sacrifices for it's sake. But after marriage - Real life start